After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!
Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
Out with the old, In with the new!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Wild Leak Appeared?!
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