After almost-two-and-a-half years, we've finally updated the game-engine-hardware-tester. Now, you'll ultimately know for certain if your device will be compatible with the true final-game-engine whenever it releases!
Disclaimer:
Neither "JadeJohnson Industries™", or any of our subsidiaries, are at all responsible for any damages to devices that don't have enough power to properly run this game-engine-hardware-tester as well as a Dell Inspiron 17 7773 2-In-1 with its stock- Intel®-Core™-I7- and NVidia-MX-150-chip-set. Download and run this package at your own risk.
Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.
Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!
But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!
Out with the old, In with the new!
Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!
Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!
Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!
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