Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Out with the old, In with the new!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!