"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Mr Crowbar Man

Little quickie I did.

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?