Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

cooking with ron 4 lol

Little quickie I did.

Make Bob an ENDANGERED SPECIES but it's on paint. net

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.