I don't know how to read that shit

I LOOOOOVVEEE CHOCOLATE BUT I CAN'T EAT IT THAN I'LL GET FAT

SUSIE THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

;>

FIRE

Thats not a vap-

Ahlelele ahlelas

Anongm orangg

Well we discovered the secret!

Damn my teammates are also like that in r6