Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

@The_queen_of_plushys gacha edit!

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

@ruth_lolA's gacha edit

First time editing on a chromebook

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

@SheepLover1112 gacha edit request

Hi there, care to sign my petition?