Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

I love all the sticker placements everyone does on the plushies❤️. How do we feel about decorating this cute little master chubby chief with stickers? 😁 #csc

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Finished a birthday present today 🙏 I can't believe how cute he turned out!. What do you think? 😁

#crochet #masterchief

Install Now

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

NEW Make! Halo Crystal Data Disk (Large)

3D printed, spray and hand painted. It is internally powered and lit. The clear center is PETG sheets cut and hand etched with an engraver. It is two halves held closed by magnets.

Remastered Minecraft skin.