I remember when I was a kid there was this parrot that was in the place I got a hair cut and this grown ass guy walks up to it and the parrot starts screaming at him fuck you fuck you ah yes the good old days

Uac moment

DOOM the dark ages will be announced at the Xbox showcase today

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Obama

don't make my mistake when you look at an eclipse

Freedom

Me after the cops ask me if I went 100 mph in a school zone (the skid marks match my vehicle exactly).

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Aw hell naw apple 😭