Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Zipper

Install Now

animal crossing

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

Animal Crossing Cats

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.