Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

New pfp--Deux jours

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Noooooo

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.