Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

^-^ dozers Full suit

And Head!

Install Now

I haven't posted in a while so here's me in a Crusader helmet. (those things hurt btw)

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

@Bonnieboi OwO da Square

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"