Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

I rspect the people who even know im still in gamejolt (btw I've been gone for 3 months)

normal day in the argonne

First doodle this school year!! :D

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

I dont know what to type here so I'll use the ol reliable: .

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!