New pfp--Deux jours

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

normal day in the argonne

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Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

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Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

All I see is white at the end

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.