i just watched "A Minecraft Movie." i wasn't intending to watch it ...

2 months ago

i just watched "A Minecraft Movie."

i wasn't intending to watch it in theaters, but my uncle asked if I wanted to go see it with his nephew, and i was like, "yeah ok..."

I'm not really a Minecraft fan...

it was ok... i guess...

this movie's ridiculous....

I'm bored... i don't know what to do... might as well see a movie...

i didn't expect his nephew's parents to come too...

I'm... shy... even though I know their mom because they are my cousin... it's been a while...

so about the movie...

i facepalmed a lot...

there were a lot of jokes, that were like... why...?

why is Jason Momoa in the middle of the poster?

i only played Minecraft a little, but I know a lot about it... just not how to play somehow...

here is some gameplay I did...

https://gamejolt.com/p/my-first-minecraft-gameplay-1-why-are-they-stuck-like-that-2-mi-ne2aayqu

i'm more interested in watching other people play it, but only some people... it's not for me...

i didn't think he would be in the auction part... i thought he would've had more... he just put his hand up and stood in the background... he didn't even say anything...

you know when Jack Black says things all weird...? well he basically talked like that the whole movie...

i think the movie looked fine except for some things...

their were some parts of the movie were it was like, you can't do that in Minecraft... double bucket, tater tot shooter... what? they were placing blocks and stuff not on the floor... how they put one in the water? I'm pretty sure you can't place blocks in mid air... how they cook chicken in lava? isn't it supposed to disintegrate? (edit: April 19th 2025- apparently you can do that...) Swift boots to make fast iron golem... Endermen can make you see your worst thoughts... that's not how that works... creepers explode when hit... they are supposed to explode when they see you and when they got close to you...

Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked... unless you're a enemy mod... they will attack enemies when in sight... for the player, it will only attack when provoked or you hit a villager... so that's wrong...

why is Steve not wearing diamond pants armor...? he got everything else but the pants...

you got Jack Black, Trash Bag, boy, sister, um... lady... the mid end credits was weird... there is an after credits, so make sure to wait till the end I guess... the sister looks like a teenager... she an adult...?

people were clapping at the end and I was like, "did I miss something, was it that good?"

there were some people next to me and they were saying how Jack Black say things in the movie and trailer...

Jack Black and Jason Momoa sounded so exaggerated...

it's weird that the kid somehow knew how to place blocks the first time by just looking at it... like he didn't even look like it was weird that he threw the block on the floor and they formed...

a lot of the time it looked like Steve and the Garbage Man were going to kiss...

this one pig, I didn't like... big chungus?

acting was off...

pig with a crown... hm... legend? why does it have a crown? i don't think a pig can wear a crown in the game...

villager... when I saw that they get hit by a car and a lady came out in the trailer, I immediately knew what was going to happen there...

Jack Black sings 3 times... one song somehow reminded me of John's barbeque & foot massage... why did I think that... Steves chicken...

i know that some stuff came from Minecraft Legends, but I don't know much about it... maybe something's I didn't get was in that game...

i wasn't really bothered by how the mobs looked, some look weird, some look fine... i like how some look... not by how accurate they were, I just liked how they looked...

it had a good message though... be creative... don't worry about it... it's not weird... yeah... but it was done poorly...

yes... Minecraft... an arcade, side-scrolling, beat 'em up...