My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

welcome

Can somebody please translate this into English?

hop in

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?