REEGIE, YOUR NEW BEST.... thing..?

HES UNEMPLOYED! TOWERS OVER YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN AT A WHOPPING 72 FEET TALL!!

RULES

1. No milk drinking, he's lactose intolerant.

2. Currently does not have a resume, if you would be so kind to write one for him if your interested.

3. No gore, nor blood.

4. No NSFW. He's too precious for that.

5. His bedtime is 8:00pm.

6. If you are to adopt him, I would like partial credit in artwork including him.

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   WOW! HOW DO I TAKE HIM?

   SIMPLE!

   COMMENT SAYING "Yes Typical, I really really want him!"

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			BY ADOPTING REEGIE, YOU AGREE TO MY PRIVACY POLICY AND BE WILLING TO SIGN A NDA. BY ADOPTING YOU ARE AGREEING THAT YOU MAY GAIN INDIGESTION, CONGESTION, LOSS OF LIMBS, PNEUMONIA, ACID REFLUX, UNWANTED PRESCRIPTIONS APPEARING AT YOUR DOOR, PNEUNEMOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANIONIOSIS, AND/OR COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ALL 5 SENSES.