Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

Zipper

Install Now

animal crossing

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Animal Crossing Cats

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.