"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Zipper

Little quickie I did.

animal crossing

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Animal Crossing Cats

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