My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Mr Crowbar Man

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.