Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

DONT CALL PHOTO NEGITIVE MOKEUY AT 3 EM!!!!111!!!! (MOKEY CAME TO MYH OUSE) (GONE WRONG!!!11!111!) OSWALD HAS DRIPPP??????///?/?/?/ (HE BROUGHT BOBUX) MICK MICK PUT ME IN A CAN OF SPAGGETTIO'S !!11!!!11!!1!111 (PHOTO NEGATIVE MICKEY LAUCHED THE NUKES) SUS

Remastered Minecraft skin.

OMG I GOT A COPY OF MARIO TAKES A SHOWER THAT WILL BE ANNOUCED IN THE NEXT DIRECT!!1!111!!!!11

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I FOUND BON AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.