Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Face reveal ig? I like how it came out tho :3

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

It's my dad's birthday today and my mom hung my drawing on the door! :')

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

I love them <3

normal day in the argonne