Little quickie I did.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

hop in

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

welcome

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Can somebody please translate this into English?