My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

welcome

Remastered Minecraft skin.

hop in

Install Now

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?