2 years ago

Manufacturer 1: "There we go. We have created a perfectly functional and durable product that will not compromise the health, safety, or intelligence of anyone who comes into contact with it.

Manufacturer 2: "Let's put lead in it."

Manufacturer 1: "YES."




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