"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Mr Crowbar Man

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

Install Now

Can somebody please translate this into English?