
Name of Official JJS Parody VHS Tape: (JJS HQ Parody Staff Meeting Time)
(All Recorded on: July 17th, 1984)
(All Officially remade on: April 17th, 2026)
(Officially to be founded on: Episode/Chapter Two Only)
(JJS Parody VHS Tape Number: #6)
{START OF RECORDING}
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} Attention all parody staff members of the parody facilities of JJS HQ (Jax Justun Studios), it's now meeting time!!!!!! It is very important that you all need to understand all of this......HEY!!!!! QUIET IN THERE!!!!! Don't you dare make this more worse for me and my parody staff friends here!!!!! Or else.........You know........
{Mr. Glumpty Plant:} [Laughing Out Loud] I just want to have some fun here!!!!! What???? You don't like me being all funny AND silly???? Well then, who cares that everyone can here all of my crappy words coming out of my mouth..........I don't give any high hopes on anybody and including yourself and your personality traits!!!!! Isn't that right "Larr"??? Your hairy trash bag!!!!!!
{Larr:} HAHAAA!!!!! Yeah!!! Right!!!!!! I've seen way worse crap then this then every other parody moment that I had lived myself upon here!!!!!! And it was because
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} [Screaming Out Loud] MY GAAAWWWDDD!!!!! AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!
{Mr. Glumpty Plant & Larr:} [Giggling and Chuckling] BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!! [More Chuckling and Giggling]
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} See everyone!!!?!?!?!?!!! See what I mean here???? This was known as a perfect example of some hell and destruction that we had to witness ever since we'd opened up for the first time ever!!!!!!! Anyways, does anyone or anybody have any other or just better and less complex ideas, clues, AND rules that we could all come up with here???? PLEASE!?!?!?!??!! ANYONE?!??!?!?! HELLO!?!?!??!?!?! Am I speaking out of out of order or just our of context or maybe........
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{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Actually sir, we have been dealing with many problems with not just both Larr and "Mr. Glumpty Plant", but also all the other parody mascots of JJS HQ as well!!!!!!! Especially the hand-made ones also!!!!!! You see sir, we're not just the only ones here, okay??????
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} GOD!!!! And how the heck am I supposed to be more calmed than ever, huh????? How are we supposed to figure all of this out Neddie???? You're known as part of the parody pillars of Jax Justun Studios!!!!! You're LITTERALLY supposed to help any of us and your other parody pillar friends in order to keep everything all organized here!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!! Anyone else besides Neddie, have other plans here???? HMMM????!!?!?!?!!!! ANYONE!??!?!?!?!?!!! Am I speaking in a positive AND respectful tone of voice right here or not?????
{Mr. Glumpty Plant & Larr:} UH OH!!!!! They don't even ALL know!!!! [Even more Giggling and Chuckling]
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} [Punching and Kicking Sounds] Look, I am done with you pieces of crap here!!!!! We must leave them and put them right into the middle of the roads and just let them kill everyone in sight!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!!
{Mr. Glumpty Plant:} Ooh!!!! This parody meeting right here's getting more positively juicier then the minute here!!!!! I love how this is going so far here people!!!!!
{Larr:} Yeah!!!! I am with Mr. Glumpty Plant right here as well dude!!!! This is going more respectfully smoother then I thought!!!!! Don't you all agree here Neddie?????
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{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Oh my god!!!! Don't mind him and both the #1stAnd2ndJJSparodyMascots you guys, okay???? But mostly on this guy, actually!!!!!! He's been like this ever since he got his job back around on August 1st, 1923!!!!!! My goodness, and I though "Michie "Mich" Modvovitz" had the worst temper and mental problems here at this parody facility factory here!!!!!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} [Growling and Roaring] [Screaming and Punching] Kill them!!!!! KILL THEM!!!!! I said......[Loud Thud Noise]
{Mr. Glumpty Plant:} OOOOHH!!!! HOO HOOO!!!!!! You got him Neddie!!!!!! Great job!!!!!!
{Larr:} HaHaa!!!! Yeah Neddie, bro!!!!!! You're just the best person ever here!!!!! And the most sexiest one of all time too!!!!!!
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Alright folks, sorry if this meeting was a waste of time here!!!!!! I just want to let you all know in this room that these parody mascots have becoming more unstable and more aggressive towards people that have crazy, negative and strict personality traits!!!!!! What you had all seen that this is a PERFECT example of what could come during our unexpected futures and dreams to come!!!!!!
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} And I am afraid that both Larr and Mr. Glumpty Plant are going to be some giant, dangerous, and negative-like threats and weapons that would.........Look, the point is here that our parody mascots can't control everything..........I'm getting a brain fart here!!!! Look, what matters that we need to be more positive and respectful with all of our parody creations AND projects in the near future and upcoming years, okay?????
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{Mr. Glumpty Plant:} Really Neddie??? You have to be the parody voice of reasons here, huh??? What a god damn show off!!!!!
{Larr:} GROSS!!!!! JUST GROSS!!!! GOD!!!!! I need a shower!!!!!
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Anyways people, sorry for wasting all of your times and hours here!!!!!! Me and other parody pillars here at JJS HQ will surely to figure all of this out eventually in the next and upcoming years to come on by!!!!!!! Anyways, let's take a break and have some snacks and meals now!!!!! I say that because we ALL needed some time to relax and to calm down!!!!!!!
{Mr. Glumpty Plant & Larr:} BOOO!!!! YOU SUCK NEDDIE!!!!!!
{Larr:} Actually though......
{Mr. Glumpty Plant:} ......It's not just you Neddie that sucks with your job!!!!!!!
{Mr. Glumpty Plant & Larr:} IT IS THE REST OF YOU AS WELL TOO!!!! YOU ALL SUCK AT YOUR GOD FOR SAKING JOBS!!!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Staff Member #1 [MALE]:} Okay Neddie, we should probably get out of here already!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Staff Member #2 [FEMALE]:} I am with him as well too boss!!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Staff Members #3 Through #11 [MALES & FEMALES]:} Same!!!!!!
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Okay, thanks everyone!!!!!! Can you get he door for us sir??? Thanks!!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Staff Member #12 [MALE]:} No problem boss!!!!! Also, I am still new around here......Does lots of stuff like this happen all the time here????
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Of course!!!!! I mean, we sometimes have problems like this during random meetings and sessions like this one right here.......So.......Yeah!!!!! Looking forward to have some healthy meals with you sir!!!!!!!
{Mr. Glumpty Plant & Larr:} We're hungry too!!!!!! WE WANT FOOD!!!! WEEE WANT FOOOODD!!!!! WE WANT FOOD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!
{JJS HQ Parody Manager Employee:} Umm??? Don't I get any kinds of sayings in any of this crap???? Wait???? It's over???? It is over already???? Did......Did I miss anything while I was completely out from my hellish behavior highlights and moments Neddie?????
{Neddie Jay N. Higtermann:} Umm??? No??? Does anyone have any beds that he could sleep on?????
{END OF RECORDING}
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Whoa folks!!!! That was something to see around here!!!!! Sorry for the long delays for this parody series here folks!!!!! Most the parody VHS tapes haven't all aged that well and everything at JJS HQ!!!!!! Looks like hopefully the next one won't be as long and chaotic then this one for today/tonight here!!!!!! Anyways, I will see you all next time for some more future updates!!!!! And yes, many changes will be created once the final parody creations and projects have been made here!!!!!!!! And yes, they ALL won't be as all rushed out and procrastinated like this one right here!!!!!! Goodnight, stay respectful and positive, and I will catch with you all next time!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!! #WelcomeToJaxJustunStudios!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!! #JJSparodyVHStape6!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!! #07171984!!!!!!!

















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