Recently fell down the stairs, landed on my ass, and nearly gave myself scoliosis the sequel. (Featuring fatass duck)
Next up
Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!
Landed on the wrong exoplanet 
My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.
Face reveal ig? I like how it came out tho :3
New pfp--Deux jours
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Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!
Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure
normal day in the argonne
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