

Recently fell down the stairs, landed on my ass, and nearly gave myself scoliosis the sequel. (Featuring fatass duck)
Next up
Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.
Leave my boi alone ):
My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.
normal day in the argonne
Face reveal ig? I like how it came out tho :3
It's my dad's birthday today and my mom hung my drawing on the door! :')
Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)
So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..
Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!
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Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!
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