normal day in the argonne

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Face reveal ig? I like how it came out tho :3

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

🤨

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

😁 #flamingo #albert #mrflimflam

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!