Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Happy Joltidays! A new quest has entered your quest log. Accept the quest and follow @MONODO to open today's slot on the calendar.

#AdventCalendar2025

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

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Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

We played Dark Sanctuary with my orchestra!

We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!