1 year ago

Story Time


So I was at a theme park with friends and family. And we were having fun and stuff we were all enjoying ourselves. So I decided to go on a roller coaster with one of the people with me. I always say I'm not going on one but I usually end up on one anyway so we go on. Now although God hates the homos he blessed my bisexual femboy ass with a very feminine body. I have thick thighs and that usually means a bigger ass. So when I pull over the thing that is supposed to keep me down and secure me it doesn't go all the way over. But the person I'm with it goes all the way down for her. So I'm expecting a member of the staff to either help me put it all the way down or tell me I can't ride. But when they get to me the staff member apparently sees no problem and gets ready to start the ride. Now I'm mentally freaking out because I don't think I'm safe. Now the person I'm with is laughing her ass off. And I am literally holding on to the cart itself because when it went down my body went up and that thing is not holding me down at all. My friend is going to die of laughter and I'm holding on for dear life. So me and her finally get of the ride and we are walking to join back with are group. And she says to me "I bet that's the best ride your ass has had not on some guys dick!" She dies laughing and I punched her in the arm. God I'll never forget great that day I was so glad the pandemic was over. Its one of my favourite memories and I would go through all that again just to spend some time with friends and family.



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