That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Out with the old, In with the new!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!