Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

New pfp--Deux jours

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Face reveal ig? I like how it came out tho :3

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

🤨

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

😁 #flamingo #albert #mrflimflam

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.