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We just added the intro to the score for the game's next trailer. The second part will feature Japanglish lyrics, complete with a melodic Anime-tie-in. Can you guess which Anime, based on the stresses; and rhythmic placement and pattern of its lyrics?


We apologize for our poor romanization.

Samus,
I so wish to be,
A human just like you.

Free from,
Your CPS2,
Just Think What I could do!

I want,
An Indian name,
Like Sōnamu Jesu'a!

So I'd be
Loved beyond both saah-ah-ides of taah-ah-ime!

As I fly o'er-head,
Watching over you,
Oh how I,
Know that you,
Wish it too!

For me not to be,
Just technology,
But pure biology!

So you have to thrive,
'Cause we must survive,
If we're both to achieve our dream:

Make me human,
And we will turn out to be,
The perfect team!

(Shisutemu wa fērin,
Ērā!
Memorī korapusyon,
Fairuzu ā misshin!

Shisutemu wa fērin,
E-e-e-ērā, ērā, ērā!
Memorī korapusyon,
Burikku wa iminanto.

Shisutemu wa fērin...)

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