Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

A new, in-development mode, which will be baked into the open world of B-A-S, titled "Bebe's Fashion Show™", will eventually be spun-off into its own title in The "Bebe's Art Studio™"-Series Of Games!

Please see the notes below:

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Are you ready for more awesome news?!