Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

I love all the sticker placements everyone does on the plushies❤️. How do we feel about decorating this cute little master chubby chief with stickers? 😁 #csc

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Finished a birthday present today 🙏 I can't believe how cute he turned out!. What do you think? 😁

#crochet #masterchief

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

NEW Make! Halo Crystal Data Disk (Large)

3D printed, spray and hand painted. It is internally powered and lit. The clear center is PETG sheets cut and hand etched with an engraver. It is two halves held closed by magnets.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.