Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

Can somebody please translate this into English?