Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

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normal day in the argonne

Ice

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

New pfp--Deux jours

chicken

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!