Can somebody please translate this into English?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Depression

Little quickie I did.

I made a Zipperbomb Lyrics Cover cuz i was bored

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Sky:Reborn

Remastered Minecraft skin.