Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Are you ready for more awesome news?!