I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I FOUND BON AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Remastered Minecraft skin.

DO NOT CALL PHOTO-NEGATIVE MICKEY AND DRIPWALD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!111!!11 (GONE WRONG) (THEY CAME TO MY HOUSE AND FOUGHT!1!) (DRIPWALD HAD BOBUX AND DRIP) (SUICIDAL MOUSE CAME TO HELP MOKEY!1!) (MOKEY LAUNCHED THE NUKES AGAIN) (realnofake) (must watch)

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

DSOwO

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.