"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

I FOUND BON AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Install Now

DO NOT CALL PHOTO-NEGATIVE MICKEY AND DRIPWALD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!111!!11 (GONE WRONG) (THEY CAME TO MY HOUSE AND FOUGHT!1!) (DRIPWALD HAD BOBUX AND DRIP) (SUICIDAL MOUSE CAME TO HELP MOKEY!1!) (MOKEY LAUNCHED THE NUKES AGAIN) (realnofake) (must watch)

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

DSOwO

Can somebody please translate this into English?