"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

hop in

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

welcome

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Install Now

Can somebody please translate this into English?