Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

New pfp--Deux jours

A perfectly normal conversation.

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

normal day in the argonne

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!