New pfp--Deux jours

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

normal day in the argonne

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Repent

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)