"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

cartoon dog pixel art

I hope you like it, I took a lot of work to do it :D

Remastered Minecraft skin.

🖤Siren Heat✨

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

lil nugget my pixel art

Hi there, care to sign my petition?