Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.

Out with the old, In with the new!

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.