Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!