Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Plague doctor #scp049 little gore on 2nd slide new art <3

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Wrath art :33

Install Now

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

#FanArtFriday Well, at least i know something about TADC, so here's my art!

Little quickie I did.