normal day in the argonne

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

He saw everything.

New pfp--Deux jours

Bossa-Nova UNCLAMPED

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

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My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.