Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Noooooo

Fünfhundert?! My dearest patrons must be rewarded for this milestone!

I've been thinking of commencing some kind of original project for an achievement such as this one, but my resources are quite limited. What to do?

Approximately an hour and a half until we must bid adieu.

EDIT: It's over. Finale felt a little rushed, but it was epic af.

Wii

Landed on the wrong exoplanet