How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Wild Leak Appeared?!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

We'll see if Nintendo® have any sense left in them, what with all these leaks getting into the way of their spotlight!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!