Landed on the wrong exoplanet

New pfp--Deux jours

normal day in the argonne

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

A perfectly normal conversation.

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!