New pfp--Deux jours

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

A perfectly normal conversation.

normal day in the argonne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.