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Used in December 👇

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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.

Did you hear about the guy that was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.

Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.

What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.

I've never been a fan of facial hair. But now it's starting to grow on me.

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What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!

What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.