Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

A perfectly normal conversation.

normal day in the argonne

New pfp--Deux jours

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!